December 23, 2004

Is this too much snark for one week?

Thank you, Old n’ Bald Speedo Man. When you appeared before me, a vision of Christmas spirit with your tree and ornaments for all to see, I forgot that it was a bitter 7 Fahrenheit morning, that it was 6:00AM, and that I still had to work out while resisting the rising vomit in my throat.

1 comment:

Rozanne said...

Why is it that old n'bald guys seem to be the only humans that wear speedos? At least it wasn't a thong!