Gee, Baby, Ain’t I Good to You?

I swear to God my kid smiles. Yet, most of the snaps I take show him staring bug-eyed which would make one think my kid is just plain frightened all the time. At first, it was a product of his unfortunate relationship with the red-eye flash on my camara. Now, it is due to the fact that much like a magpie or a pimp, my kid really likes him some shiny shit. As such, when I decided that once and for all that I was going to prove to the Internet that my kid does indeed smile, I primarily ended up with snaps like this:

Or this:

Also this:

56 snaps later and only after getting on the floor to perform my incredibly moving impression of a kittycat....... finally, DEAR LORD, FINALLY I got THIS, the Holy Grail of baby pics: