For the most part, there is no competition between X and I when it comes to Job Satisfaction. We both like what we do and are fully cognizant that what we do brings equal value to our little family thingie that we have going on here.
However.
X's boss man doesn't scream bloody fucking murder in Surround Sound every morning just outside his shower door. His boss doesn't beg for sips of his coffee. His boss doesn't randomly pinch his nipples throughout the day. His boss doesn't grind bits of cheese into our carpet. Hell's Bells, X doesn't even have to kiss his boss's ass, much less wipe it.
I need a pay raise.
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I sure am glad that my boss doesn't pinch my nipples randomly, that would just be creepy!
I am so laughing at this and I don't know why. Do you find your sense of humor is different when your pregnant?
All I can say is AMEN TO THAT SISTAH!!!
I'm glad my boss doesn't randomly pinch my nipples throughout day. Of course if he did I could sue his ass and make some mad cash that would have me set for life. Maybe I should consider that?
Glad to see you still have your sense of humor.
All this is true, but he can't send his boss for a nap either. Pity.
I wonder if X's boss sleeps with his bottom in the air?
And I imagine X is very grateful about all of those differences. ;)
Just wait til you have TWO bosses! It'll be just like "Office Space". You'll NEVER get those TPS reports right.
Also, HIS boss lets him have a lunch break. And his boss doesn't scream and cry if you try to go to the bathroom all by yourself....
Ha! This is too funny (and too true).
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