March 30, 2012

Fridays of Intestinal Fortitude:
Penne Pincher

Note: Fridays of Intestinal Fortitude is a weekly(ish) feature about food, food and more FOOD. No, I am not an expert, but I do enjoy talking about food prep, cooking food, eating food and making sweet love to food.  Okay, maybe not the "sweet love" part. After all, this is not meant to be an homage to 9 1/2 Weeks.

Recipe Index can be found here.
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Brainbyte: I love, love this post on 7 Reasons I Hate Artificial Food Dyes.  Wherever I can, I avoid them. I discovered when Arun was a toddler that artificial food coloring makes him impulsive, emotional and highly-distracted.  The same kid who can eat a bowl of ice cream late at night and go straight to bed is a hot mess when he has artificial food colors.

Yesterday, I invited my friend Emily over for lunch (remember Emily?  The same friend I invited over for Black-Eyed Peas Curry?  The same night that I divvied up Hostessing and Horking Duties?  Yes, she came back!  Can you believe it?)  I wanted our lunch to be something easy because Emily has a new! baby! and I knew that I would not want to fiddle with cooking.  Indeed, I was going to want some cuddles from her little demi-desi of deliciousness.  Since I am done with birthin' babies,  I have to take my newborn snuggles where I can get them.

I decided to make Pasta alla Carbonara. The recipe is originally from a Big Time Food Star, but frankly, her recipe was a little pricey because it included Italian pancetta.  However, I discovered  that regular bacon is an acceptable and wallet-friendly substitution one time when my grocery store did not have pancetta .  Also, Big Time Food Star's recipe called for rigatoni pasta and romano cheese, but I did not have those things on hand.  However, I always have penne pasta and parmigiano-reggiano on hand.  Furthermore, buying a special cheese for ONE dish does not make financial sense for me.  I know that Serious Foodies would scoff at my Costco-sized bucket of dry-aged, grated cheese, but I meet their Scoff and raise them a Shrug.   At least it is not in a green can, right?  And by using regular bacon, pasta and the type of cheese that I already have hand, this dish is now affordable for me.

Anyway!  I love, love this dish.  It is so quick to whip up but is rich and satisfying with nice texture.  It feels fancy and is so darned pretty with the garnish of fresh parsley and a scattering of grated cheese.

Also, Big Time Food Star claims you can make this dish in 30 minutes or less.  Ahem.



Pasta alla Carbonara

Ingredients
1 pound penne pasta
2 tbs olive oil (or more, if needed, to keep everything from sticking!)
1/4 pound bacon, chopped
1 teaspoon red pepper flakes
6 cloves garlic, chopped
1/2 cup dry white wine
2 large egg yolks
1/4 to 1/2 cup parmigiano-reggiano cheese

Salt and ground black pepper to taste

1/4 cup fresh flat-leaf Italian parsley, finely chopped

Preparation
1. Bring a large saucepot of water to boil. Add a tsp salt and the pasta. Cook to al dente.

2. Meanwhile, heat a large skillet over medium heat. Add the olive oil and bacon. Brown the bacon 2 minutes. Add red pepper flakes and garlic and cook 2 to 3 minutes more. Add wine and stir well.

3. In a separate bowl, beat yolks, then add a 1/2 cup of the pasta water. (This tempers the eggs so you don't end up with scrambled eggs when you add them to the pasta!)

4. Drain pasta well and add it directly to the skillet with bacon and oil. Pour the egg mixture over the pasta. Mix rapidly to coat the pasta without scrambling the egg.

5. Remove pan from heat and add a big handful of cheese, lots of pepper, and a little salt. Continue to toss and turn the pasta until it soaks up egg mixture and thickens, 1 to 2 minutes. Garnish with parsley and extra grated Romano.

March 27, 2012

Lemons Are Not So Bad, After All

The past month has been a stinky one.  I simply have not been feeling very well and last Friday, I gave up and called the doctor.  It does not seem to be anything important, we are just running some tests, etc in the meantime.  However, being slightly off one's game for this long really drags a person down.  And I am frustrated.  I am trying so hard to exercise and toward that goal, signed up for some 5Ks this spring.  I ran one on March 10th and it was just awful.  I have two more coming up in April (May is still open -- any recommendations for 5Ks in Kansas City??)    I am hoping to start feeling better soon.  Because dammit, I am trying to get in shape.

In the meantime, I have been one crabby mother.  I have two whirling dervishes who do not understand or care that I am not 100% right now.  But it is not their fault.

Yesterday, I felt we needed some whimsy in our afternoon so I declared that we were going to have a Lemonade Party.  They looked at me like I was a Crazy Woman (no offense taken, natch)

I dug through my cabinets and pulled out my woefully neglected martini set.  A sweet set that I obsessed over and lovingly purchased back when drinking Cosmos were all the rage.  I no longer drink martinis, but why could we not still use my lovely set?

Indeed.

Fancy!

Contemplative.

Dahling, puh-leeze.....

All that lemonade and the poor boy could barely hold his head up.

I do not miss drinking martinis.

And I am far happier with my new method for putting my lovely set to such good use.


March 23, 2012

Fridays of Intestinal Fortitude:
Pavlov's Blog

Note: Fridays of Intestinal Fortitude is a weekly(ish) feature about food, food and more FOOD. No, I am not an expert, but I do enjoy talking about food prep, cooking food, eating food and making sweet love to food.  Okay, maybe not the "sweet love" part. After all, this is not meant to be an homage to 9 1/2 Weeks.

Recipe Index can be found here.
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Brain Byte: I love, love real maple syrup and refuse to buy the "other stuff". Christie's Corner articles goes into detail about the painstaking process of harvesting and processing maple syrup. Yum!

And now.... today's topic. Are there certain foods that you crave so hard, you salivate just thinking about them? Foods that you turn to when you are having a hard time or just need a little pick-me-up??  I have a few things that just the thought of makes my stomach hurt with yearning.

1. Chips n' salsa
For me, chips n' salsa is the ultimate comfort food.  You can keep your ice cream.   When I am sad, my heart needs a spicy, mouth-burning tomato-based salsa loaded with jalapeƱos, onions and cilantro.  The perfect vehicle is a thin tortilla chip that is not too greasy.

2. Sunflower Seeds
Sunflower seeds are a serious business, serious enough that the thought of being stranded without seeds in Pakistan or even in Olathe, Kansas during a snowstorm would bring me to tears.  No joking.  I have been frustrated with my sunflower seed supply lately -- the quality has been atrocious, so I gave them up for about a month.  Last week,  I bought a bag of Davids and Dakota, hoping the quality went back up.  Fortunately, it seems they are back on track (I think it has to do with the seasonal nature of sunflowers).

3. Buffalo Sauce
That title is not a typo.  I love buffalo sauce.  Period.  The smell of it alone will leave me with drool dribbling down  my chin.  The mere thought of the smell will leave me with drool dribbling down my chin. *reaches for a tissue*  I will eat anything with buffalo sauce....chicken tenders, chicken wings,  healthy wraps with fancy lettuces, unhealthy french fries, veggies, cardboard.  My very favorite is Frank's.  But I am not super picky.  *drools again*

4. Pani Puri
Hmmm, I have already spoken of my deep, abiding affection for pani puri -- little, fried hollow balls filled with a spicy sour water of perfection.  It's a Holy water, if you will.   Worthy of an apatheist like me.

5. Pad Prik Kai
I learned this dish last summer and hands down, when I have had a bad day, this is my go-to meal. It certainly helps that I always have the ingredients on hand, so it makes for a great last-minute dinner option. It has a great crunch to it with the peppers and water chestnuts.  Bonus? If I am having a particularly craptastic day, I can dollop even more chili-garlic sauce on my individual serving in consideration of little Anjali's tastebuds (Sidenote: I wonder what will be my daughter's comfort food??)

What are the foods that set you into a Pavlovian state?

March 16, 2012

Fridays of Intestinal Fortitude:
American Girl Dhal

Note: Fridays of Intestinal Fortitude is a weekly(ish) feature about food, food and more FOOD. No, I am not an expert, but I do enjoy talking about food prep, cooking food, eating food and making sweet love to food.  Okay, maybe not the "sweet love" part. After all, this is not meant to be an homage to 9 1/2 Weeks.

Recipe Index can be found here.
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A mainstay of Indian cooking is dhal (also spelled "daal" or "dal".  Welcome to the wonderful, wild world of transliteration!) When the term "dhal" is used, it is commonly referring to lentils or split-peas.  They come in many varieties and some of the more common ones are channa (light yellow), masoor (pinkish red), thoor (golden), urad (creamy white) or mung (not a split pea - it is round and yellow).

Mostly, I am not a huge fan of dhal.  In college, I hung out with two different groups of Sri Lankans and they all made a dhal that I really enjoyed.  I never figured out if it was a Sri Lankan Thing or just that my friends had amazing recipes.  Sadly, I failed to actually GET their recipes.  I tried over the years to make dhal and eventually gave up.  When I discovered Maya Kaimal's cookbooks (Curried Favors and Savoring the Spice Coast of India: Fresh Flavors from Kerala), I decided to give dhal another try.  I used the recipe from Curried Favors and quite simply, learned How to Stop Worrying and Love the Dhal.

Over the years, I slightly modified Kaimal's recipe.  For one, her original recipe required two pots.  When I am cooking for guests, I simply do not have enough burners to dedicate to making a dhal.  Also, I know many folks swear by pressure cookers, but I have never had a problem making this without a pressure cooker. In fact, I do not even own a pressure cooker -- in 1992 while making the beef base for biryani in a pressure cooker, the safety valve blew out.  That event scarred me for life when it comes to pressure cookers.  *shudder*

This dish is full of flavor and is so satisfying.  Also, it sits well so it can be made ahead of time.  Even better, it freezes well for reheating (Manoj is eating leftovers from last Saturday for his dinner tonight since we are out of town.  And he is not complaining, either.)   If you wanted to go White People on this and make a soup out of it, water it down and make it go even further!

Spicy Tomato Dhal
Ingredients

1/4 tsp cumin seeds
1/4 tsp mustard seeds
1/4 tsp crushed red pepper
2 tbs vegetable oil
1 cup chopped onion
1 tbs minced garlic
1 cup chopped tomatoes
1 cup masoor dhal
2.5 cups water
1/4 tsp ground turmeric
1 tsp salt
2 tbs cilantro

Preparation
1. Heat oil in saucepan over medium-high heat.  Add cumin seeds, mustard seeds and crushed red pepper. When the seeds begin to pop, add the onions and garlic.  Fry for 5 minutes until the onion is soft.

2. Add the tomatoes and cook until they are soft.

3. Add the dhal, turmeric and water. Let it come to a boil, and then let it simmer for 30 minutes.  If it begins to stick, just add a bit of water here and there, if needed.

4. Mash the dhal a bit with a potato masher or back of a spoon.  Garnish with cilantro and serve!

March 15, 2012

Intestinal Fortitude:
The Recipes Index

I have been blogging since 2004 and it only took me 7.5 years to realize "Hey, Cagey!  You should totally organize your recipes."

Totally!

Despite what this index may indicate, I swear upon my mother's uterus that I am actually a White Girl of White heritage with White People DNA and all that other White Gobbledegook required for a White Person to be considered White.

I just like to eat well. Sue me.

The Prologue
Raita (Yogurt dip for the kabobs)
Chai-Inspired Spiced Iced Tea
Creamy Mexicorn Dip
Feta Cheese Dip
Guacamole
Garlic Seasoning Mix (my riff on Tastefully Simple's Garlic Garlic)
Honey Limeade
Vera's Bourbon Slushie

The Main Chapters
Andrea's Slow-Cooker Thai Chicken
Avocado Chicken Salad
Black-Eyed Peas Curry With Coconut and Spinach
Chicken, Butternut Squash and Sweet Potato Bake
Egg Curry
Filipino Braised Chicken With Coconut and Spinach
Indian Kidney Bean Soup (Rajma soup)
Indian-Style Scallops
Pakistani Beef Kabobs (Chapli, Seekh and Boti)
Pakistani Stir-fried Chicken (Karahi Chicken)
Pancake Muffins
Pasta alla Carbonara
Pumpkin Curry (Pumpkin Erisheri)
Sri Lankan Mushroom Curry
Thai Chicken with Red Chili Sauce (Pad Prik Kai)
Thai Garlic Pepper Chicken (Kai Kratium )

The Holiday Appendix
Ghosts in the Graveyard
Graham Cracker Christmas Crack
Great-Aunt Joan's Weird, Whipped Cream Cranberry Salad
Romanian Kifli (a rolled Christmas cookie made)