At times, your husband will lose his grip on reality and cave irrevocably to your child's demands. When this happens, you will find yourself sleeping with a big frocking fish tucked in under the covers between you and your child. The most common breed of fish found in these situations is a rainbow trout, but there have been a few undocumented cases of catfish observed co-sleeping in the family bed.Exhibit A: Big Frocking Fish
Average Jane and her husband, waiting anxiously for the Monsters vs. Aliens trailer during the Super Bowl.
A Mouse in the House