January 12, 2009

How did the Twinkie get pregnant?

If you do not know the answer, boy oh boy, have you been missing out. Although, truth be known, I was really more of a Ho Ho kinda gal -- Ding Dings just never quite hit my sweet spot. But a Twinkie? A little piece of hydrogenated sponged heaven.

Where am I going with this?

*DeepBreath*

At the risk of alienating an entire geographic region from this wee site, I must confess that I am not a big fan of TastyKakes. I have tried. Oh my, how I have tried. Furthermore, Mojavi may ban me from her social circle now. But really - TastyKakes? The cakes are a bit dry and the creams are too sweet and not very flavorful. Little Debbie? For reals, that little harpie knows how to do cream fillings. And nothing matches Hostess in terms of moist cakes.

So, in conclusion, I do not like TastyKakes. I give up. I hope Hostess and Little Debbie will allow my wandering eye back into their good graces.

There. I said it.

6 comments:

CPA Mom said...

I have to be honest. I have never had a TastyKake. Ever. I am Little Debbie's bitch.

Goofy Girl said...

Hostess had me at "Ding-"...

Average Jane said...

Things I love and never, ever buy:
* Little Debbie Swiss Cake Rolls
* Hostess Twinkies
* Dolly Madison Zingers (both yellow cakes ones and the kind slathered in red jelly with coconut sprinkled on top)
* Little Debbie Oatmeal Pies

[Wipes away a little drool.]

Mojavi said...

okkk ummm you didn't have to go there.

uhhhh if you don't have anything nice to say....

and uhhhh

you suck!

bet you ate them all though! ohh and if you haven't then they better be in a bag by the door FOR ME!

Monkey McWearingChaps said...

I think I'd rather have a Krispy Kreme jelly donut than any of the mass produced cakes. I kinda hate all of them.

Bethany said...

Do you remember Chocodiles? Chocolate coated Twinkies. Now THAT was heaven!