Cuisinart DCC-1200 12-Cup Brew Central Coffeemaker. I love this coffee pot, I want to marry it, but since that is illegal (legislation pending!), we must live in sin, making sweet, caffeinated love on my kitchen counter (only morning sex, folks - otherwise I cannot sleep at night.) The thing about this coffee pot is that I see it everywhere on TV - on the set of Two and Half Men, various sitcoms, home design shows and just yesterday while I was at the gym, I spied it on the set of Days of Our Lives. So, in short, those bastards at Cuisinart have given this really nice coffee pot to everyone else except me.
Life set, I snuck that into the house. Specifically, I ordered the one narrated by David Attenborough because while Oprah may be the Girlfriend of All of Us, I did not care to hear her narrate the rutting of sea dragons. Yes, yes. There is much animal sex in this thing. Beware or your own Precious Snowflake will be exposed to the horror that is "reproduction" and I am not talking storks. So yes, we have gotten
Anna Viehle" linked to the A+R Dinobox and commanded that Ye Shall Go Forth and Consume. So, I blindly meandered over to the A+R site and bought the damned thing. Hey, what can I say? I am zombie sheep, hear me bleat and moan. Yes, this doodad is a little pricey, but I can report that we have already gotten hours of entertainment from it. And in this house, Entertainment for Kids = House Hunters International for Mama. Sold! Besides, I love watching my kids channel their inner Charles Darwin while they let loose creating new species. I also bought the Robobox for extra speculative evolutionary fun. And I would be a lying liar who lies while lying if I did not confess that I perhaps, maybe, might have had been having a little fun with it myself. No jury would convict me.