Don't you just hate gushing new mommies that coo and preen over their little FleshBlobs like anyone else in the world really cares??

Yeah. So do I.


Sweetness Incarnate, no?

Look closely and you can see a glimmer of a dimple. It will match quite nicely the ones on his knees, thighs and KNUCKLES.


Aren’t Bug Eyes the new pink?

I hope he gets over this awkward relationship with the red eye flash on my camara. Bug eyes are cute on a baby, not so much on a teenager.


No.More.Pictures.

Never, ever piss off The Baby.


To the moon, Mama.

QUIT taking my picture, dammit. And while you’re at it - for the LOVE OF GOD do something about my HAIR. Do the letters W, A, H, and L mean anything to ya???